Dear Diary - Drive Me Crazeeee ?

Dear Diary, I need someone's help. I want to learn
how to drive a car so I need a car and driver. Of
course I can't pay much so maybe a trade for something
you might need some .... ? I bet I can't find anyone
here in my country to help so I need to move to
another place. All you Sugar Daddy's can apply if you
think you got the balls to handle this back seat
driver. See you behind the wheel soon I hope.