Get Drunk on Weekends!!!!

Dear Diary, I was very naughty last night. I want to
call my friends but I cant' bcuz I didnt have my
mobile. So instead I decide to drink some tequilla.
Wow that stuff is stronger than I expected. Now I
know why its not good to drink when you are not
feeling happy bcuz you can drink too much ... and yes
its not good for having sex eiher bcuz it slows down
your hydraulic love system if you know what I mean ;-)