Hot Dog Size Please

Dear Diary, I'm wondering if I need to have more requirements for my house pet. Hmmm he needs to be clean, needs to be neat and needs to be .... a good kisser. Where's my kiss is what I want to know cuz I haven't been kissed by a real man in my whole life? Of course I'm still waiting for the rest of the package too. The one with the hot dog size ... lol

Let's Have Some Fun

Dear Diary, I had so much fun yesterday. I went to the movies with my friends. Later we went to my place and had pizza. My friends want me to start going out more with them. Too bad I'm busy now taking care of the house. But that won't be for long. Then we'll go out again and see some more movies. Any body have a movie suggestion for me ?

Pet Boy Wanted!!!!

Dear Diary, I'm here thinking I need some companionship. So I decided to get myself a pet. How about a pet boy? He's got to be potty trained and not smell. That's cuz he need to take a bath every single day when he's my boy. That way he can get dirty everyday as long as he cleans up before bed time.

Take the Sex Test ?

Dear Diary, Someone tell me a man's anatomy is not symmetrical. I want to know if its true. Is one side higher than the other side and which one? My girlfriend told me all guys are the same but I dont think so. So please help me out and let me know about your manhood..



Thanks

ashley

Cleaning out My Closet !!!

Dear Diary, Oh so busy today. Have to clean the place. I need to do almost everything here. Organize, wash, and throw things out. While Im listening the Album of Emenem ROCKZ... Anybody want me to clean their place too. I'm the best. Sure its dirty work but you know, I like dirty ... Check me out guys !

Dear Diary - Drive Me Crazeeee ?

Dear Diary, I need someone's help. I want to learn
how to drive a car so I need a car and driver. Of
course I can't pay much so maybe a trade for something
you might need some .... ? I bet I can't find anyone
here in my country to help so I need to move to
another place. All you Sugar Daddy's can apply if you
think you got the balls to handle this back seat
driver. See you behind the wheel soon I hope.

-A Yellow Fragrant Flower for Me

Dear Diary,Oh my God ahhhhh felling good. Someone gave me a flower today when I went shopping. How sweet and romantic. Maybe they were just teasing me but I don't care. Anyone else feeling romantic today ?

Pieces of Myself for Hire ;)

Dear Diary, I want to be a model for every part of my body. What you guys think about hands since they so user friendly or ... ? How about feet. Guys really get a kick out of feet. Maybe my ass, cuz its a nice asset I know since you always want a piece of it. Pizza anyone ?



ashley

New Nice Song!!!!

Dear Diary, Heard a really nice song on the internet radio today called 100 Years by Five for Fighting. It's so nice to be able to look forward and backward at the same time when it comes to life. Also heard today on the radio that it is really healthy to eat chocolate. Got lots of antioxidants what ever that is. Just hope it doesnt make me fat at the same time. Hope all of you come by and chat with me at my site to let me know what's happening and I don't mean posers . byeeee all

Friends Forever!!!

Dear Diary, I am have so many nice friends that I met through the YM and my job. They always sending me emails asking how I am and what I am up to. Today my friend here in my city visit me too. He brought me a pizza and we hang out together. I am so lucky to have friends in my life. Thanks for everything my friends.


Smile

ashley

Still Virgin mmmmm hehe!!!!

Dear Diary, My sister came home last night. She said
she was having trouble with her boyfriend. He wants
sex but she feels like making him wait so that he
doesn't leave her right away. Maybe that is my
problem. They guys always leave after they had sex a
few times don't you think? I should stay a virgin ( lol )
then and stop being so sexy. Especially now that the
neighbors like to talk about me.

What I Need To Do FOr You???

Anyone out there can help me with my driving practice cuz I need advice now ? I also need to know what kind of car to drive. It's got to have a good brakes and good stearing too but how about the color? Is the color important ? Please tell me what to do cuz I want to be safe and be a good driver for you in the back seat even if you are sitting right next to me while I'm driving you wild. hmmmmmm

Driving You WILD lol !!!!!

Dear Diary, I want to learn how to drive a car. My uncle and I are going to get a driver's permit and then get some car driving practice. Then I can get a driver's license and apply for the best chaffeur jobs at the five star hotel. Would you like to have a sexy chaffeur driver for your trip around town? Hey Sugar Daddy, need a ride somewhere ???


Love

ashley

Rest From Holidays!!!

Finally I was able to take the
grandparents and my cousins to the bus station. Now
it is quiet here and I can take a rest from the
holidays. Hope all of you had a nice holidays too
like I did. My only bad luck is that I didn't have as
much time to spend on the ym and the chat coz I was so
busy. I will have more time to see all of you now.
And if not, then I am going to see some movies with my
friends. bye

Get Drunk on Weekends!!!!

Dear Diary, I was very naughty last night. I want to
call my friends but I cant' bcuz I didnt have my
mobile. So instead I decide to drink some tequilla.
Wow that stuff is stronger than I expected. Now I
know why its not good to drink when you are not
feeling happy bcuz you can drink too much ... and yes
its not good for having sex eiher bcuz it slows down
your hydraulic love system if you know what I mean ;-)

Time To Be Good!!!

Dear Diary, Finally decided to be good now after the New Year. Today was a day to take care of all the business that has been left undone for the past several weeks. Of course that means paying the bills, doing the laundry, and cleaning the house. Now what do I do for my job ? Of course I am going to update my diary and chat with my members but hmmm ... maybe I can finally take some time out later and relax and think about my modeling career cuz no one ever gets ahead without a plan right?

The New Year's Carnival

Dear Diary, I recovered from my New Year's Party thankfully. Didn't want to start the New Year wrong so we all decided to do the right thing and have fun with the kids. So we took them to the Carnival. I got dressed up in my short skirt I bought a few weeks ago and off we went. Rode some of the rides like the roller coaster and the cable gondola. So many pushy people there I had to ask them to stop. Even told them I was pregnant to get them to listen. They laughed when they saw I wasn't ... cuz it was obvious I'm not with my belly button showing and no tummy.

The Hangover!!!!

Dear Diary, I'm had a great time here on New Year's Eve. It was so much noise and stuff. Fireworks and music and I lost my voice trying to talk over all of that. My friends wanted me to drink tequila with them too but my other friend told me it's bad idea. I wish I had listened now cuz I have a hangover and no voice either the day after. Maybe I got carried away with all that drinking last night. I'm going to sleep the whole day now after church. zzzzzzzzzz