Risky Business

Dear Diary, Feeling a little under the weather now. I
must have kissed the wrong guy recently. Oh well,
love is always a risk. Put with risk there is reward.
So big boys, what kind of risk you willing to take on me?

Stuck Inside

Dear diary,

I am home all day now... can't go out cuz its not safe
and the weather has been a bit nasty. Been stuck
inside for two days now so I am feeling a bit lonely.
Come by and say hello if you have a chance.

Sunday at Church

Dear Diary, today is Sunday so I got up early and went to church. I like going to church because we get to do a lot of out reach work. I let people know what the church is about. We also do a lot of charity work and it makes me feel good to be able to help with that. So hope all of you had a good Sunday and remember to be thankful for what we have. Peace

I Need Sex Therapy

Dear Diary, I going to see the dentist today. I want to find out why I have headaches. I think its coz I got a problem with my teeth. Its not a bacterial cuz i take lots of antibiotic and it didnt help... Maybe its my sex life. I got to have more sex in my life and then I will feel better.

$hopping for a Phone

Today , We went shopping yesterday for a mobile
phone with my sister. My mom looking for new phone and
doesnt know the quality of the different phones.
Which one is better and user friendly. So I help her.
Then I go home and wait for my friends to call me.
But its hard cuz I still only have a land line here.
Now its time to do the chores. Take care my friends.
Hope to see you all soon.

Cleaning Up My Act!

Dear Diary, I am thinking about going into a business with a friend. I want to sell soap on Ebay. The soap I buy in the store is really not very good. My body have rashes and my skin feels dry after I use the soap from the store. I am thinking that a natural soap will sell really well on ebay because its easy to send in the mail, stays good for long time and makes a person feel really good after they use it in the shower or the bath tub. Anyone interested in some soap for their girlfriends or themselves ?

What Can It Be Now ?

Dear Diary, My friend told me something is eating her cigarettes. Yes I said cigarettes. When she leaves them on the table outside, some kind of animal comes out at night and eats them. She thinks it can fly too. Well I don't know. Maybe she smoking some bad cigarettes. She says the animals can fly too. Anyone know of a flying animal that eats cigarettes at night?

New Baby Is Coming!!!

Oh my ! My friend just wrote me that he's going to have a baby. Of course he isn't personally having a baby. It is his girlfriend. Hope they have a healthy baby. I'm just wondering though why he is telling me now. I thought I was his girlfriend all this time. Guess I was fooled again ... not. When it comes to men, I'm not so naive. Congratulations on your new life together with your girlfriend

The Right SPot!!!

Dear Diary, I am kind of ticklish in a certain place. Can you guess where it is? Let's just say I love to be tickled there since my funny bone is close to another great spot I enjoy. Now wonder what that would be like ... hmmm. Care to try to find it boys ?

Lier's Friend

Dear Diary, I had a surprise happen to me. My best friend lied about me. She used me to get out of trouble. But she didn't tell me what the lie was. Now how am I going to be able to lie for her when I don't know what is going on? So ... if you going to lie about me you better be able to tell another lie to get out of it. That's your fault and not mine. But I will be there to hear you cry later if you got in trouble. That's the kind of friend I am for you

Valentines Grettings!!!

Dear Diary, Yesterday is Valentine's Day. Thank you so much to those that sent me Valentine's cards or came to talk to me in my chat room. Now I only hope I made you happy and that you don't think that Valentine's Day is only for people who have found their soul mates in life. Valentine's Day is for everyone that wants to be loved and takes the time to help others be loved too.

Small talk!!!

Dear Diary, I want to know what you guys think about small talk. How come no one knows what to talk about when they see a pretty girl like me? I hear the same thing all the time. Come to see me and I'm sure you are better than 95% of the other guys who just want to see a pretty face. And if you make me smile, I will give you a special cyber kiss. Muaaaahhhh psst Don't forget Valentine's Day is coming soon. bye

Life Without Friends ...

Dear Diary, It's just another busy day here again. Went to see my friends and ask them a favor. You know who your real friends are if they help you when you need them. Hope I am a good friend to them too. Cuz life without good friends is not going to be fun.

Up In Smoke.. Up UP up In Away!!!

Dear Diary, Today is not going well for me here.
Someone give me somthing to drink and smoke. I don't
like to smoke but my friends tell me its ok. Later I
feel like it was a mistake cuz I didn't feel well.
Next time I am going to pretend to smoke if they want
me to be like them. Or I'm going to find better
friends to hang with.

Valnetines is Coming!!!

Dear Diary, It's almost Valentine's Day here and I
still don't have a boyfriend. It's not fair. I mean
I'm a good person, have lot's of smarts, sexy,
thoughtful and best of all AVAILABLE. So what's wrong
... why can't I find the right person? Maybe because
I'm too loveable.

It's Really Big For Me

Dear Diary, So many things going on now. Finally I
have a plan to be a small business owner. What's the
best kind of business to start as small business
owner? I am going to wait to hear from all you guys
out there to help me with my research. It may sound
small but it's a big step for me.

Smile for a Cold Swim

Dear Diary, I received the pictures from the pool party today. My friend sent them to me over the internet using her cam phone. There are lots and lots of nice pics of me around the pool. Of course I'm the one with the best tan and the best smile. Why you ask, well that's my secret. And if you are wondering if it is warm enough to swim this time of year, all I have to say is nooooo but I smiled anyway.



Hug and kisses

ashley

It's A Pool Party Y'all Coming ?

Dear Diary, I have a pool party today and I need to think about what to wear. How about a nice swimsuit? Problem is that its cold now and I need to think about staying warm. Not only that, I want to be able to do my hair so what's the point of wearing a bikini and stuff. Oh well, just guess I will call my friends and see what they are wearing to the party. It's not original but sometimes you need to go with the crowd. See y'all at the pool guys.

What You Going To Do ?

Dear Diary, My neighbor scared us today. She burn
her eggs on the grill and set off the fire alarm. Oh
what should I take first if there is a fire. My
family pictures, some clothes, money or my jewelry?
It's so hard to figure out if you are in a hurry.
Glad it was only a false alarm today.